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Download Some Animal Jokes
Dog Jokes
- Why did the dog sit in the shade? Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog.
- What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
- Why did the dog do so well in school? Because he was the teacher’s pet.
- What kind of dog loves to take bubble baths? A shampoodle.
- Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the “barking” lot.
Cat Jokes
- Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
- What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
- Why was the cat sitting on the computer? It wanted to keep an eye on the mouse.
- What do cats wear to sleep? Paw-jamas.
- Why was the cat bad at storytelling? It only had one tail.
Otter Jokes
- What do you call an otter who can pick locks? A smooth criminal.
- Why do otters always get invited to parties? They’re such great swimmers.
- What did the otter say to its friend? “You’re otterly amazing.”
- Why don’t otters ever get lost? They always stay on the right stream.
- What’s an otter’s favorite instrument? The otter-harp.